Best BTM Moments
- Bouncing a check that I’d written for a $2 coffee
- Fixing my car with duct tape
- Mom handing me a newspaper article about a guy who drives a car fueled by leftover fryer grease and saying,
I think this guy should be your boyfriend.
- At my date’s holiday party, we played doubles ping pong against his boss and his boss’s boss
- At my review, having my boss say, “Remind me, again, how much do you make?”
- Having the ceiling of my shower collapse on my head
- Getting the bill for my most recent trip to the dentist and realizing that it cost more than my car (crowns are expensive)
- Wondering if anyone would notice that I wore the same pair of pants to work three days every week
- Moving to New York without a job or place to live because it seemed like a good idea, and making the decision while in Times Square
- Using the same lipstick I’ve had since seventh grade